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Mark Simmons

@marksimmonslive

I think outside the BOX, then I stand on the BOX and tell ppl inside the BOX that they are dumbasses!

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Harry messed up, he'll never be King of the castle if his wife won't let him remain Prince of his country. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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If I roasted half the post I saw on my timeline, that deserved to be roasted, a lot of y'all would've deleted me years ago. 🙋🏾‍♂️

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I shouldn't even be shocked that they would do something like this, even though it's 2020! buzzfeednews.com/article/ikrd/v…

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I'd like to shout out a true friend who has called me numerous times a day to check on me during this quarantine...Scam Likely, you ROCK! ❤

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When I see couples wearing matching hats...I think to myself "Aww I want to slap those hats off of both of their heads!" ❤

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How can you all of a sudden be an expert on something that's never happened before...SHUT YO "YOU KNOW AS MUCH AS I DO" ASS UP!

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I just realized, I've been practicing social distancing for at least 4 years now. I basically don't like none of y'all, except my family. 💯

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Yesterday I gave my daughter a tutorial on classic Hip Hop. I played Ultramagnetics, Rakim, Kool G Rap, etc and she appreciated it. #GirlDad

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Last month you were posting plates of chittlins, now you're an expert on natural remedies. Getcho turmeric sea moss and fasting face ass outta here! 🤦🏾‍♂️

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If you've been posting "Future Husband" post for a year or more, with no response, may I suggest trying "Future Boyfriend" post first. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Comedians posting videos with their cash app info, are the new "Do you have any spare change?" ppl standing outside the liquor store.

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I realized Trump has to constantly lie, his supporters can't accept the truth. They all still think Columbus discovered America. 🇺🇸