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Mark Valorian

@markvalorian

trader & marketer specializing in behavioral economics | commentary on politics, markets, and psychology 🇺🇸

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There was a band called “My Darkest Days” from a while ago that made this song “Porn Star Dancing.” It was very popular but extremely cringy. The issue with music and rock in particular is it is fundamentally founded in spirituality and a branch off of that tree is hedonistic

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This may be the perfect Twitter post. 1) it references a highly topical demographic in a negative way; still light and playful enough to avoid being unsavory, but enough to capture visceral/viral agreement from those opposed to the riots. 2) it introduces a countertrend claim

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Such a darkly poignant metaphor for California: incompetent leadership enables plebeian anarchists — spoiled, corrupted, and confused by years of nanny state coddling — to destroy shining examples of California’s excellence.

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There’s this notion that alcohol is inextricably tied to socializing, such that the absence of one guarantees that of the other. Idk how to break this news but it’s possible to do things without having to be inebriated.

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What’s the logic on spending massive amounts of time and money tinkering with software aesthetics when an existential threat to your business exists that you have yet to meaningfully integrate into your product? Much like Apple Intelligence, this does not compute.

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Say what you want about this Aella girl, she has tapped into a nuclear motherload of marketing utility with her persona. Her mere existence has sparked days of debate and a massive amount of discussion — much of it with no reference to any specific post, driven entirely by