why did the guy that writes all the grunge books have to be called mark yarm that is so confusing he wanna be mark arm so bad

NYC !!! get out and vote for @zohrankmamdani !!! Zohran is running to make NYC more affordable and safe for everyone by:  ❄️freezing the rent 👶delivering universal childcare 🚌making buses fast and free He’s the affordability candidate !!! it’s a no-brainer, duh!!!

amazing Embedded q&a with paul krugman

"Werewolves of London" voice

Aaaaaaaand we’re off!

I can’t wait for a debate between Zohran, Sliwa, and Eric Adams. A face-off between an unstoppable force, an immovable object, and both parts of Rush Hour in one guy

if i went to an iggy pop show and he wore a shirt i would demand a refund

thrilled to announce i have reached the "artists wearing t-shirts printed with my disparaging remarks about them" milestone of my career

Brandy Jensen it's gotta be this

In total alignment with JCO here.

being recommended to stop using em dashes because ChatGPT uses them a lot

Anti-phishing training is probably a huge waste of time and money, according to new research I've written up for PCMag pcmag.com/news/anti-phis…

I was the model for the illustration below.

George Lucas editing the Epstein suicide footage to add more realistic effects and new original characters

In my latest feature, I get an up close look at the people quietly working on making brain implants available to all by the 2040s. I am one of the only journalists to ever be invited to Synchron's HQ. (And btw, it's ahead of Neuralink.) Check it out! pcmag.com/articles/synch…

This is genuinely the news every day

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

Wonder whose life would have been ruined if they'd had a jumbotron at the Dinosaur Jr. show in Prospect Park?