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What level of uncertainty must people who put their thumbs up every time they get their picture taken operate at on a daily basis? #whatdoyouwithyourhands#pose#thumbsup

If I somehow conserve the time I spend sending emails to myself to reset my passwords because I couldn't have been bothered to write down abstract password shit like 'Newn€wfinalpass2021' then that would be 👌 We all have weird hobbies I guess #forgottenpassword

What are other comics' feelings about doing comedy outside London expense-wise? I got offered a paid gig in Nottingham but the travel cost would eat up whatever pay I'd get, plus it's ages away! Want to perform outside London but is it practical?

It’s late late tow show time! The one time of year childless adults watch children play with toys on TV and it’s perfectly acceptable. #latelatetoyshow

On Christmas Night (the Sussex Carol) feeling festive in the west of Ireland 🎄

Day two in the iso dank tank. My housemates keep leaving food outside my door with no communication in between. I feel like they’re trying to fatten me up and are going to kill me on Christmas #piglife #isolation

Day three in self isolation. My housemates boyfriend rang to see if there was anything urgent she needed like milk or bread. She told him that she urgently needed a bag of soil because she needs to repot her plants I thought that’s not a bad idea #millenialdopes

An-fhear a Chathail 💚

Day 5 in the sexy iso dank tank. My housemate and I socially distanced slow danced like awkward teenagers at prom outside on our baloney. We left room for Jesus. #isolationdayfive#covid

Day three seasons of Sabrina the Teenage Witch of isolation. Mind has begun to go to dark places. Seriously considering of giving myself a fringe again. Before this I was considering fringe AND mullet. I hope this feeling passes #lockdownhair

Just tested positive for Spider Man 🥺#isolation #lockdown #SpiderManNoWayHome

Billie Ellish sounds so ‘not arsed’ on the listen to Spotify advert

Christmas dinner plate photos are like baby photos. You’re the only one who’s like “ ohhh doesn’t this look amazing” while everyone else is like “look at that hot mess” #christmasdinnerleftovers #christmaslimbo

I preferred eyebrows in season one. They had more range. #thewitcher #ciri #eyebrows

There was a lot of bullshit floating around in 2021 but the biggest steamin’,smokin’ spud nick of em all was that I said I was going to do dry January 2022. I salute you if you are. #DryJanuary

Making my way through the spider man movies like they’re delicious creamy pints on a Friday. I get it. I get the hype #SpiderMan

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Comedians, what job (if not comedy) do you do during the day?

#FF #comedy #standupcomedy #WOMEN Leicester Comedy Festival Hatty Ashdown Cheekykita(Sonja quita Doubleday) @CharlieVMartin Fatiha El-Ghorri Rebekah Fury Kathryn Mather Marty Gleeson Victoria Melody Dr Lisa Cross 🌈 @1joromero Maeve Boffey @SuchandrikaC Maureen Younger ❤️❤️❤️ Defend the NHS #lcflol

Pulp doesn't really exist. It's a fabrication developed by the Citrus Elite to keep hardcore fruits down. They call it. Pulp Fiction. Who know's what any of that was. What's important is that it was. Never forget.