A third soul has joined the Tricia Paytas baby.

what if instead of a mailbox it was a Galebox and Jesse shot it with the nailbox

minecraft life series are antithetical to my existence as a gamer because i don't have one of those

my AA meetings keep playing spin the bottle and whoever loses has to relapse

how can i fit this in my banner/header???

NVM i figured it out

who assed you, buttface

is it preferable to yearn for the impossible or something seemingly in reach?

Thank you Twitter, for all you have taught me over the years, such as; the best thing to do to someone facing the death penalty is to commit sexual harassment

spot the difference??

The Evil Witch Casting Her Bisexuality Erasure Spell

Every time I read the Vamola backstory I'm left full on sobbing, you are not ready to see this animated

caught sans jerking off call that gasterbaiting

if you break the rules of clown college you get a PUNishment

went to the wake of a friend who used to huff laughing gas is that a fumeral

just visited my friend he made things feel homie

the annoying coworker has trapped me in the forever conversation

All it took was one donut to ruin a 20 year situationship

Adwertise is mad that I said he didn't have the sauce to throw it back Swagrum-style

The top 10% now hold 67.4% of all the wealth in the US. The bottom 50% hold 2.5%.