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Amol Patil Kylie Robison Twitter has gone full Monty Python

If you think about it, nacho cheese tastes a little like puke.

Christmas decorations went up yesterday. I'm now watching #Spirited and enjoying a Sunday afternoon Baileys.

Fuck it. I'm putting the heating on.

She's made me turn the heating off. So I'm having another Baileys

Watching This is Spinal Tap. Again. Never gets old.

I was 12yrs old when BIMA (British Interactive Media Association) was born!

Kim Kardashian has purchased Hayley Croppers red coat for a staggering $1.4 billion

Does anyone else feel the need for a nap?

How many people do I know, in their late 40s, who still have their GCSE certificates? My wife was supposed to be starting a new job on Monday as a Teaching Assistant in a primary school. But she now can't start until she can provide certificates of exams she took 34yrs ago!

Imagine a book, but animated. Let's ditch all of those boring letters and words, then replace them with cats, people LOVE cats. And who cares about pages? Set it in an alley, somewhere relatable. And don't call it 'a book', call it 'Top Cat: The Movie'.

Right @TwitterUK this a BIG Hail Mary, but here goes… my daughter’s very well loved Jellycat grey bunny was lost in #Bournemouth yesterday, specifically on Bournemouth Uni campus. It had a Tile in, but the battery has gone 😭 Please help me find it! #AskTwitter #HELPME

logan bartlett The real question is has ChatGPT weighed in on the benefits of not drinking alcohol.

Is anyone suffering with hay fever? Or are my itchy eyes and sneezing down to something else?

It’s not even 9am and I’m already eating the sandwiches I made for lunch

Enjoy some lighthearted reading at Melon Husk's expense. I don't know if it's the way he tells his story or the situation, but this has to be one of the funniest NWB stories to date > nowankybollocks.com/2023/05/29/giv…

BCP’s Poverty Truth Commission has been on an incredible listening & discovery journey bringing together local leaders with those who struggle against poverty. Come & hear what’s happened & why it matters at our Celebration Event on 6 July #PovertyTruthBCP tinyurl.com/4b4s25ez

For anyone who wasn’t able to make last week’s celebration of the Poverty Truth Commission that’s run over the last year in #Bournemouth, #Christchurch & #Poole here’s a 3 min summary from BBC South Today to give you a flavour 🤔 #PovertyTruthBCP youtu.be/6XzyNMB80NY

Today, thanks to Jason A Miller, I shall mostly be listening to The Cult.