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Hello. I now have a website for my writing and script editing, including agent contact details mattleys.com

A song to remind me of the most useful phrases I have learnt from Italian Duolingo. (Sound up)

The full-scale invasion that Russia believed would be over in 48 hours and would see their troops be welcomed as “liberators” in Kyiv has now lasted 1000 days.

Feel a bit sorry for the Duke of Hamilton here. I bet the other dukes call him 'Diddy' Hamilton

I declare this place closed

This 4th grader packs whiskey and cigarettes in his lunch box and gigs after school to support two ex-wives.

The four amigos on a walk in 2017. Tragically we have lost my best pal Sean Lock. We will always be the four amigos though.

Little helper

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Here we are. ⁦Matt Leys⁩ and I recorded Bravo Two Charlies-Over and Out which will broadcast on Boxing Day. We were in studio 24G. That’s right 24G.

This.

LISTEN UP, the final two episodes of Bravo Two Charlies are still on BBC Sounds, along with a special about the show, featuring ME (and some other people). GET SOME FUNNY bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand/m…

A big salute from all at Bravo Two Charlies Matt Leys

We’ve started writing a new show we’ve had commissioned. Hurray.

Hey Lime the Parkland Walk is a nature reserve not a car park. London N4

WE'RE BACK

🚨 Bravo Two Charlies spin-off The Abergele Files is coming to BBC Radio Wales this autumn! 🚨 Created by, Written by, and Starring martin trenaman. comedy.co.uk/radio/news/829…

Well, Matt Leys and I have just delivered the last episode of Bravo Two Charlies spin off The Abergele Files. Up to Cardiff on Sunday to record the show.

Working with the brilliant and delightful Mali Ann Rees today in Cardiff.

I've not eaten an apple in weeks. The doctors are beginning to circle. I don't know how long my barricade will hold out. If anyone reads thi