I’m certain Quill is asking “is that all I get?” Give the boy some more whipped cream 👅

I’m surprised at the average height of men in Texas. I expected more.. California surprises me ZERO

Good morning to the cereal that talked back. The one that made your breakfast bowl sound like a campfire and your parents question their life choices. Rice Krispies didn’t just feed us — they performed. Snap was the leader. Crackle was chaos. Pop was the one with the emotional

Not gonna lie… teared up a little at this.

Good morning to the generation that drank astronaut juice and thought it made us smarter. Tang wasn’t orange juice — it was marketing sorcery in powdered form. NASA drank it. You drank it. Nobody ever asked why. This was the breakfast of champions, space cadets, and latchkey

This is absolutely insane to even think about

Good morning to the kids who grew up knowing that beige food could fix a bad day. Malt-O-Meal wasn’t flashy. It didn’t come with a jingle or a mascot. It just showed up when you needed it. Sick day? Malt-O-Meal. Snow day? Malt-O-Meal. Mom’s-in-her-robe-and-done-with-your-shit

Good morning to the brave souls who risked roof-of-mouth annihilation in the name of flavor. Cap’n Crunch was a war zone. Sharp. Sweet. Dangerous. You didn’t just eat it — you survived it. He wasn’t a real captain. His ship was a cereal box. But damn it, we would’ve followed

Good morning to the kids who finished their cereal and then drank the milk like it was a sacred ritual. Cinnamon Toast Crunch was less of a meal and more of an addiction. Tiny squares. Coated in sugar. Drenched in cinnamon. And somehow always smiling back at you like they knew

Good morning to the rainbow milk drinkers, the sugar-glued 7-year-olds, and the future artists who made crosses out of Fruity Pebbles because Jesus deserved flavor. This wasn’t breakfast — it was a confetti explosion of unregulated happiness. A box of noise. A bowl of rebellion.

☀️ Good morning from the farm, where the only thing louder than the rooster is the need for caffeine. Theme this week: Summer Farm Life — dirt, heat, and strong coffee only. #UpBeforeTheCows

Y’all…. This is SOOOO good. Chadd is a friend-and I love everything he stands for. This interview with Rogan is amazing! His love for Jesus Christ is so inspiring.

Because whipped cream makes Monday just a little more enjoyable

Good Morning! 🐔 It’s not a real Tuesday unless you’ve pulled a piece of straw out of your bra at lunch. 🌾 Coffee’s gritty. Just like you. #HayEverywhere

What’s up kitty cat?

It’s not like me to share my personal life but I’m desperate for prayers. My cousin, who had open heart surgery this afternoon, is in for a long fight. Her artery was nicked and didn’t breath for 12 minutes. They won’t know the effects until they wake her in the morning. 🙏🙏🙏

Good Morning! Life in the farm… By 9am the hens are sunbathing, the rooster’s passed out, and your mug is sweating harder than you are. Stay hydrated. Stay caffeinated. #HenInJuly

Am I the only person who thought Amazon’s The Terminal List was a show about sitting in an airport waiting on a flight?

Good morning. Bugs in your face. Sweat in your eyes. And the hot August humidity to tie it all together. Coffee can’t kill the bugs, but it can calm the rage. #FarmLifeMeltdown

Good morning. The corn’s thriving, the coffee’s strong, and I’m just trying to keep up. #CropItLikeItsHot