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For my friends John Jackson and Janet, Bourbon Peach Smash.

For long-time followers you will recognize tidy dinner tonight. Swineapple.

I forgot to post that last Swineapple picture when it was new. I’m about 3 hrs along and this is what it looks like now.

Attn: Max von Side-Eye. Did you see this from earlier today?

Washington DC to London, UK.

Because NATO puts armies on a pedestal far above strategic bombing and naval efforts… and the Army doesn’t care about strategic islands.

And suddenly the world is less smart, less insighful, and less funny. RIP Tom Lehrer

RIP Tom Lehrer. National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week It's National Everyone-Smile-At-One-Another-hood Week Be nice to people who are inferior to you It's only for a week so have no fear Be grateful that it doesn't last all year.

I love this story. Though somehow I am a little saddened to think that Bull Halsey wasn't a bourbon man.

"There must be a word in some language that means 'sexually aroused and also embarrassed.' Humm... Probably that word is German." - Something I just said. If anyone knows of such a word, kindly drop me a line.

It really started to come down.

‘Mater pie lovingly hand-made by my mother-in-law for #twittersupperclub tonight.

Bourbon peach smash.

Now I am going to be craving this.

If Sophie Cunningham asked me to take her to Arby’s, I would do so.

Gangrene.