guys what if he was going to make some dumb announcement and then he actually died

we get off work if he dies right

anyone know of any child-sized casket companies in Florida I can invest in

*whispering* buctober

Please adopt them

funds needed please :( Just picked up this sweet stray who was likely hit by a car, can't walk and very weak. Just making biscuits and purring and whimpering :( we're at the hospital now, please donate if you can. I'd like to give him a chance Paypal: paypal.com/donate/?hosted…

affirmations: i am a barred owl. my mommy is coming back to feed me. i will be gently placed back in my tree. i do not know how to fly yet. i will keep falling down.

Danni Walsh has a daughter everyone

why doesn’t the monster have a name. maybe that’s the whole problem.

South Side. The Burger King, again. Caller says that an ex-employee showed up and is threatening to fight anyone.

Tommy Pham every single at bat

gemini risings — pisces lunar eclipse 9/7 horoscope

If you think anyone except Paul skenes is going to win the cy young this year you’re delusional

Trump is giving me $1,000,000 for beautifying DC

Nominating Tommy Pham for MLB Hall of Pretty Good