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I feel extremely seen

This is literally evergreen

yup this is the one

Operation Fragile Tomato

While Health Secretary I forgot to mention my sister was director of a company which was awarded a lucrative NHS contract

Me after asking my consultant the 463rd question of the day about the management of a straightforward endocrinology problem:

Me, the shit magnet, turning up to my night shift with a selection of M&S snacks

Grabbed my glasses case for work in a rush. Have arrived and found that I in fact picked up... my prescription sunglasses

Currently adopting the vibe of the grumpiest Med Reg in Greater London because my quest to swap my Sunday shift in order to watch the football has been, unsurprisingly, unsuccessful.

Is it too much to ask to use this for a 3-4 month lie down

Medicine does have a habit of ruining popular culture doesn’t it? I watched the resuscitation scene in Fear Street Part 2 last night and all I could think was “they would be highly unlikely to achieve ROSC in that scenario”

Is this… a friendly NHS sign in the wild? Thank you random person for the heads up. Paging: Signs of the NHS

Forgot my trainers. Serving shoes and scrub realness 🤮

Absolute DUMPSTER FIRE. Terrifying that a third of people voting at least tacitly agree with conversion therapy. Thank goodness they lost at least. But that is waaaaay too many people.

Me six months ago: I can’t really see myself becoming one of those registrars that gets really into their specialty Me on my night shift: I’m just going to review that lady’s sodium level again, as a little treat

No YOU made your godson a fake Labour membership card to annoy his dad

Me to the Med Reg bleep:

I have COVID again. Current mood: medieval dog painting

After a blissful year without twitter I have logged on to ask: does anyone have any experience with the Enhance programme, specifically for foundation doctors? I am the new fellow for Enhance in KSS and any and all help/pointers appreciated!