Everyone who bet on the NFL today

At least 50% of my tweets were made on a porcelain throne

Regardless of your ambitions, get your finances in order first, hard to focus otherwise.

The 10 Quickest Ways to Increase Your Playing Time 1. Show up early 2. Leave late 3. Take charges 4. Make open shots 5. Dive on the floor 6. Guard 1 v 1 (without fouling) 7. Rebound 8. Sprint the floor 9. Play in a stance 10. Make the extra pass

"Play the right way means play unselfishly, respect each other's achievements, play hard, and fulfill your role" - Gregg Popovich

Congrats, 1️⃣2️⃣ A message from Brett Favre to Aaron Rodgers! #GoPackGo

Fantasy Football is stupid.

my new years resolution is to draft better fantasy football teams in 2022

“ur password is too weak” well so is my memory so please let me keep it 😭

Calvin Ridley:

Chili’s auto defaults to tip 18% for curbside pickup 🤦🏼‍♂️🤣

Favorite weekend of the year #MarchMadness

If you don’t put your shopping cart back in the cart return after you unload your groceries, you’re a terrible person

i wanna be obsessed with working out ! how do ppl do that ☹️

Gambling advice: You can win 2000% of your money, but you can only lose 100% of your money You do the math

Derek Carr from the top rope 😂 x.com/VideosBySimply…

"For us, when you look at officiating, I don't think it's ever been better in the league." That quote will resurface a bunch this week.

Little Avs Fan Wants A New Nathan MacKinnon Stick, Might Get A New Dad In The Process bars.tl/3456568

#neutered