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Which federal program was that again?

"A lot of people are urging people like me to turn it into something positive. Take to the streets! Protest! Cancel your subscriptions! Nah. I’m not falling for that again...right now I’ve got other things I’d rather do. What things? Literally anything."

Go see Judy. She's one of the best.

We need a good laugh these days. If only Michael Ian Black had two shows in Grand Rapids this month. Oh wait... 🎟️: bit.ly/4eqw2P2

I wrote about the comfort of tea. open.substack.com/pub/michaelian…

Congratulations to the new Homeland Security Secretary: The guy who swam naked with no visible genitals, in the Bass Pro Shops aquarium!

I don't give a shit who Trump picks for his Cabinet. Paula Deen, Hulk Hogan, that kid who mowed his lawn that time. It's all good by me.

DO YOU WANT TO BE SECRETARY OF STATE?

Psyched for this.

The Rocky III reboot we didn't know we needed.

I wrote about Elon Musk and his new, quixotic adventure. open.substack.com/pub/michaelian…

Happening in Congress right now, a former Dept of Defense official saying, under oath, the the US has in its possession UFOs. He is the second such former DoD official to testify such.

I wrote this for the Daily Beast. thedailybeast.com/i-am-still-dev…

I will note it includes the line, "Ayn Rand is cumming in her grave."

Republicans care so much about children they’re installing a pedophile attorney general.

[Matt Gaetz showing up for his confirmation] Chris Hansen: Hi Matt. Why don't you have a seat.

Pretty sure I'm leaving Twitter. I'll continue monitoring this account but it sucks here.

.CNN has renewed "Have I Got News For You" (Have I Got News For You US) for a second season! The series, produced by Hat Trick for #CNNOriginals, returns in early 2025 with host Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi and team captains amber ruffin and Michael Ian Black. bit.ly/3CEvk3s

Breaking news! #HIGNFYUS Season 2 premieres this Saturday at 9 PM on CNN. We welcome guests: attorney George Conway & comedian Andy Richter! Points! Next day @StreamonMax!

Breaking my self-imposed Twitter exile to make sure that Congressman Mike Lawler sees my call for him to be fired for breaking his promise and lying to my face. michaelianblack.substack.com/p/a-brawler-w-…