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Michael J. Sielaff

@michaeljsielaff

Ugly Actor, Improviser, Storyteller, Laughtivist, Poet, Teacher, Story Pirate, Card Collector.
From Fridley, MN.
More @Laughtivism, @JoshNHistory & @wasp_comedy

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The Wolves lost. I can accept that. But the guy at the bar loudly cheering for the Mavs just because he has money on the game? Maybe it's L.A. (hustler culture, trend-obsessed sports "fans"), but maybe this is just 2024. Or maybe I'm just getting too old for this.

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My joy for sports dies a little bit with every boisterous complaint to the refs. Not to mention having flashbacks to being a Little League umpire.

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TONIGHT! FREE sketch, improv, & interview SHOW! I have the pleasure of reuniting with high school classmate Joy Dolo who's in L.A. this month! I usually buy cards and post emo poetry here, but give me chance to make you laugh! You can always troll me after.

TONIGHT! FREE sketch, improv, & interview SHOW! I have the pleasure of reuniting with high school classmate Joy Dolo who's in L.A. this month! I usually buy cards and post emo poetry here, but give me chance to make you laugh! You can always troll me after.
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Time to let go of my 1st cricket jersey-uh, shirt. You've been good to me since 2007 when I studied a semester in Bangalore. I always wore an undershirt so I didn't expose my lack of chest hair. Now it's time for another to appreciate an underrated sport from my favorite country.

Time to let go of my 1st cricket jersey-uh, shirt. You've been good to me since 2007 when I studied a semester in Bangalore. I always wore an undershirt so I didn't expose my lack of chest hair. Now it's time for another to appreciate an underrated sport from my favorite country.
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DUOS! #improvcomedy #sketchcomedy #freeshow #losangeles #Saturdaynight Pippen/Jordan, Montana/Rice, Kershaw/Barnes...Thrams/Sielaff? Discover the synergy of some off-the-field duos TONIGHT in Los Feliz! What's your favorite duo?

DUOS! #improvcomedy #sketchcomedy #freeshow #losangeles #Saturdaynight 

Pippen/Jordan, Montana/Rice, Kershaw/Barnes...Thrams/Sielaff? Discover the synergy of some off-the-field duos TONIGHT in Los Feliz! 

What's your favorite duo?
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I mostly lose what I never had In the first place. My imagination is strong. Hope limbos Between results. My therapist holds back: Say it already! When I desire someone Their interest wanes While I lie to myself That it's my fault. Just to have had her attention Is the victory.

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Back in my day we didn't have fancy boards with the grade we were going into. When looking back at 1st Day of School photos we had to guess our age based on height and degree of apathy.

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To the Timberwolves Family:  Nine years ago, I arrived in Minnesota as a young man with a dream. Little did I know that this place would become my home, and its people would become my family. Your love, support, and unwavering loyalty have fueled my journey and inspired me to be

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"Those who love us see us with their hearts & attribute qualities to us beyond those we really have. Those who don't want to love us will never be satisfied with our efforts. Leave imperfections alone. They're precious to understand those who see us with the heart." -Frida Kahlo

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That Corona palm tree is making bank on residuals. I mean you go to an audition in your best ugly Xmas sweater & sometimes get lucky for 34 yrs. It's generational wealth like this that allows kids to pursue the arts. Think those Booking.com palms are self-made trees?

That Corona palm tree is making bank on residuals. I mean you go to an audition in your best ugly Xmas sweater &amp; sometimes get lucky for 34 yrs. It's generational wealth like this that allows kids to pursue the arts. Think those Booking.com palms are self-made trees?
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Back in the 40s & 50s, Joe DiMaggio & Jackie Robinson endorsed Chesterfield cigarettes. Now, in 2025, Charles Barkley & Kenny Smith endorse #FanDuel. Thank God we learned a valuable lesson: Wait until they're retired. #addiction #protectthekids #TNT #NBAPlayoffs #Knicks #Pacers