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Midwest vs. Everybody

@midwestern_ope

Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody

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“Hey do you want six hard boiled eggs in a row?” No “We’re mixing egg yolk, mayo, mustard and putting it back on top of the egg” Midwesterners:

“Hey do you want six hard boiled eggs in a row?”

No

“We’re mixing egg yolk, mayo, mustard and putting it back on top of the egg”

Midwesterners:
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We need a country song about a real small town. Not just gravel roads and corn fields but Family Videos that are now Dollar Generals and people arguing over their graduating class size

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A real conversation between midwesterners overheard at the grocery store: “Ope, ‘scuse me! I’ll scooch past ya quick” “Oh, no, you’re fine!” “So sorry. It’s busy in here today!” “I knowww. No worries, have a good day”