🎶Nothing frightens me more.... than religion at my door. 🎹

Cheesequake rest area renamed for Jon Bon Jovi. This cannot stand

Marcus Aurelius is your manager

Having no soul is good for business

“Manhattan” is Munsee Lenape for “the place where we get steps in"

In the fight for the future for the advancement of Oceania, Darth Costco battles Ghengis Amazon for AAA battery supremacy

Inject this into my neck youtu.be/faltwKcVmzI

It isn’t a coincidence that the Astros and Enron come from the same town

Indian food is paid for in 2 installments

There’s a nationwide shortage of Sancerre and Adderall. Williamsburg about to look like Bakhmut

I’ve been to London, and I’ve been to gay Pareee

Clown World ™ 🤡

RIP Guy Cabellero

Walle J

Meet me at the Connie Chung service area

The best time to buy Burgundy was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. -Merchants proverb

Always an amazing time with Michael Madrigale

Broooo. We are DUE

Charging for your ChatGPT authored wine Substack is some real PT Barnum type shit