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New episode of Sagdaddy da pod out now with Mike Recine youtu.be/D6UdmEm_zAs?si…

Is that a threat you fucking rapist?

If you guys are referencing a movie you should say what the movie is. I don’t care if you think it makes you look “uncool”. You know what’s uncool to me? Not including people.

If a stranger ever makes a comment about your kid, just say your kid has autism. Then take out your phone and start filming and ask if they feel good about themselves. You can spit on them too. That’s what they get for attacking a child with a disability.

Well they did. So why don’t you go kick rocks?

Why don’t girls like jambalaya? Also I’m hitting the road this month we got Charlotte, Brea and San Jose.

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Guys we got some road dates coming up this month Charlotte, San Jose and Brea. Tickets at Mike Recine Comedy dot com!

Do you guys think I could primary Dan Goldman? Do you think I should learn Mandarin and go down to Sunset Park and try to get the Chinese vote? hasanabi

This is the only funny post I’ve seen today.

zohran had such a huge lead that there is now absolutely no plausible reason to triangulate on anything! there is no tactic that the pro-israel or pro-cop forces have that can derail this! i vehemently urge people in his campaign to reject any analysis or counsel to the contrary

Dear media, Deliberately starving babies to death isn’t part of a “military campaign,” it’s a genocide. Call it what it is.

These people are animals I really like seeing pictures of their funerals.

If Zohran becomes mayor, the wealthy will leave! Have you thought of that? Have you thought of that, you poor pieces of dog shit? You'll all probably die, because you're poor and stupid.

What's everybody grilling this summer and what are you cooking on?

I’ll see you guys on the road this month we got Charlotte, San Jose and Brea.

Parasite was good but was it really the best movie of the 21st century or do people just feel obligated to say that? I thought Knives Out was much more fun.

You’re a fuckin loser.

I’m just a guy trying to move a few tickets. Charlotte, San Jose and Brea up next.

Get this Drew… $1100 is exactly what I charge for getting pussy classes.