🚨NEW: Support for Reform UK among Gen Z women (18-26) surged from 12% to 21% after the local elections, and analysts can't work out why

🚨NEW: English football fans chanted 'Keir Starmer's a c*nt' and 'Starmer is a w*nker' against Andorra [The Telegraph]

The hated far-right racist Reform Party is finished now. It has no more chance of winning the next election than Labour has of losing it. [Screen shot because Our Phil has courageously blocked me for Hate Describing him as 'a Leftist'! 😅]

And then everyone booed, hurling their Halal Soy 'N' Quinoa Lattes at the drunken Irish woman amid shouts of "Hope not hate!", "Death to Israel!" and "Be kind!", whilst the genial, rotund psychiatrist quipped "Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most!"

And then everyone cheered, hoisting the Spanish officer on their shoulders amid shouts of "Bollocks to Brexit!", "Jail Farage!", "Be kind!", "Queers for Palestine!" and "Allahu akbar!", whilst the genial, rotund psychiatrist quipped "Looks like Our Kevin's off his meds again!"

Comrades, enforcing long standing laws and dispersing rioters are the sure sign of a Drumpf police state. Unlike the UK, where people can correctly be locked up for a tweet.

Comrades, digital ID is a good thing because reasons. It's definitely, definitely not so we can spy on your every move and crush dissent.

BREAKING: Apple Store being looted in Downtown LA amid violent unrest

Hmmm...

Drumpf is finished now.

We spoke to a man with a carrier bag on his head who says people are rioting because of capitalism. Be sure to tune in!

Drumpf is finished now.

Keir Starmer's former line, "Anyone who wants a full national inquiry into grooming gangs is a hateful far-right racist bigot who should be jailed for life!", has been slightly amended. It now reads as follows: "Today I'm announcing a full national inquiry into grooming gangs."

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips. 📺

Comrades, I'm afraid that once again the former our Sir Keith is now the far-right Starmer.

Comrades, our Keith is a man on a mission. He has no time for remembering mere details like heads of state.

He's finished now.

Good morning Wayngels, you knew it was coming! For some unexplainable reason and to everyones surprise it’s suddenly got really hot! Experts reckon its something to do with cows and Michael Barrymore, but im not convinced. Anyway expect to burn to death around lunch-time.🦺🔥🥵

... courageously leaving your child and wife behind, as you flee to the sanctuary of a 4-star hotel in Britain. 🙄