“Are you ready to work all summer to pay for your tuition?”

1959: The first Cortaca Jug football game against Ithaca College is played. Thomas Decker ’61 bought a jug for $2 at a yard sale in nearby Homer, N.Y. The 60th annual meeting between the teams takes place in Cortland on Nov. 10. #Cortland150

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These heartwarming stories about veterans and their service dogs will make your day. For each retweet of this video, Purina @DogChow will donate $1 to the Animal Rescue Foundation @ARFtweets.

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Some things as we go into the new year: 1.) Dairy and meat ARE good for you 2.) Dairy cows live a better life than most people 3.) Cows are not killing the planet 4.) Quit getting your info from people who have no credentials to tell you Ag is bad. Ask someone who is in Ag!!

Bill Nye cussing out all the children he thought he raised right 😂

18: can I buy some alcohol? USA: no that’s illegal and irresponsible 18: can i go $50,000 in debt for my education? USA: yes absolutely we highly encourage it

Biggest little game in the nation 🏈

SIRI - HOW CAN I TIME TRAVEL TO JUNE 5TH 2020

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day You stuffed it underneath the floorboards with the rest of my corpse until the sound of my heartbeat intensified your descent into madness

The official trailer is finally here! Get ready for the Season 5 premiere on February 16 with the STARZ App, the only place to catch up on all seasons of #Outlander. starz.tv/WatchOutlander… x.com/Outlander_STAR…

Juliet: So Romeo's been exiled from Verona and my dad's forcing me to marry Paris. What should we do? Friar Laurence:

If you're not happy single, you won't be happy taken. True happiness comes from bricking up your enemy in the wine cellar after luring him there on the promise of a fine vintage, not from relationships.

PROS OF QUARANTINE - you reduce the risk of spreading the virus to those who are more vulnerable to infection CONS OF QUARANTINE - you're unable to inform romeo that juliet faked her death, but surely he'll wait like 5 minutes before doing anything drastic right?

And just like that people understand why we keep newborn calves in individual pens. Social distancing

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[walking by a restaurant] 7-year-old: Look at all that trash! Me: Don’t touch it. It's not our problem. 7: *touching every piece of trash* Litter is everybody's problem.