Nothing like a screaming baby on a plane to remind you to be grateful you “can’t afford children” yet

Blocked on everything but you peeping at my LinkedIn?

Not me logging onto LinkedIn only to see that a high executive white woman who discriminated against me in my first job is being awarded for INCLUSION 😭😂

My ADHD makes me forget a lot of things but I’ll never forget dem ppl who’ve done me dirty ✅

How tf am I pulling more women than I am jobs rn? Somebody please show me how to cash them in to save my credit score!

Shout out to the friends who remind me that sometimes I be lonely but I’m never ALONE

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Just wanna let y’all know Jay-Z is a sag through and through

It’s very weird to me that amazing artists with so much fam and chart celebration and streams still care so much about “Academy” recognition. I thought we were past all this

And with such a platform, I didn’t witness one mention of what’s actually important rn which is the calls for #ceasefire in Gaza and ending the genocide against the Palestinian people

I didn’t even know the Grammys was on til i heard my aunt in the other room tbh

The jacket is tough and the pants need to be mine 🔥

Ain’t nothing scarier than dating a girl and watching her impulsively pull out her tarot cards during Mercury Retrograde 😮‍💨

There’s a rare eclipse happening, metrograde is wreaking havoc, something about Pluto and its Aries season, please please check on your queer friends. We are rarely okay 🥵

I’m no avid watcher of basketball, but witness black women online uplift the SC Gamecocks team and coach (black women) for their triumph while many black men online are likening Caitlin Clark (Iowa team who lost) to Taylor Swift and even sexualizing her is disheartening

Deadass been interviewing for full time Roles and I might not get more of them cuz I really be having an attitude everytime we get to the “you’re so talented experienced, why are you looking for a full time role now after remote freelancing for 2 years?” Like wtf 🤬 I need a JOB

Listen! BUTCh body is my fitness goal. Please put some respect on it

You’re soulmate is the person you were dating in the summer of 2020

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Please tell me how #Juneteenth is now a national holiday but the descendants of slaves are still disproportionately unemployed, underserved, critical race theory is banned in most of the states they were enslaved in but mad non black folk get a paid day off? 😂😂🤸🏻