Obsessed with this litter of kittens in a rescue named after Emo bands because they have emo fringes

Lmao

They did it...they made the tiny wife

Germans probably have a word for that specific incredulity when someone else starts a fight with you and then plays the victim after you respond proportionally

Oh my god he’s slowly making himself more orange bahahahahahahah

A 216 to 5 vote.

Finished. Sorry haters—this is a goddamn masterpiece. I count on one hand the novels that genuinely devastated me—Stoner now among them. Because reality always falls short of our dreams. Because life is a string of failures. And because maybe it doesn’t matter. Read. Stoner.

It's such an indictment of the status quo that two literal CHILDREN built a searchable database of affordable housing because the grownups who run the government didn't think to do it nytimes.com/2025/11/14/rea…

I need under 35 voters to get their heads out their asses. Y’all GROWN 😂😂😂😂😂 I was 28 when the ACA was passed and I understood what these three things meant to healthcare.

The okayest poster there is There once was a girl named Maxine Who wanted to take a vaccine But a good man with a gravelly voice said it had thimerosal in it and if she wanted to avoid autism she shouldn't take it because that would be a sad scene

bugs when you flip over the rock

this strikes me as actually a pretty significant observation that should upend a lot of pseud media theory

Truth be told I didn’t really get over this

Prima Donna, First Lady of the stage

Letter From an Occupant Miller you get back downstairs and finish your homework

Dude I fucking knew this was coming. It was the one thing that worked in air travel and now we are screwed again.

what's so wild is that this is like a chaotic friend group's messed-up drunken lore that people pretend to forget about. but it's world leaders and billionaires.

Simple oh, I think you might enjoy this poem!