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2 Thailand socialites in a martial arts competition but neither won: Thai tai-tais tied at Muay Thai

I’m going to start taking professional photos of free lunches. Anybody want to hire me? I’ll be a free lunch photographer.

If pre-school is a school then shouldn’t it be called a school instead of a pre-school.

If you build a machine to wash washing machines it would be a washing machine washing machine.

If a porter at a hospital has a lot of body hair, would you call him a hairy porter?

Planning to sell a new line of cosmetic products called “Excuses”. So that people can make up excuses.

Just received some batteries that were dead. They came free of charge.

If I sell tau sar bao my shop would be called those are baos.

If I start a bowling alley I will sell tang yuan and call it ah-bowling

If I start a hotel that provides free lodging to people, I would call it inn-is-free.

If I sell shady-looking sunglasses I would call it sus-specs.

When they are constructing a Maybank branch they should call it a Maybebank. Conversely if the bank is closed then it should be Maynotbank.

If I have a pouch to hold my allowance money it would be a ling yong bao.

A philosophy-themed candy floss shop would be a great flossophy to follow.

What's the most secure road in Singapore? Havelock road!

Superman has no supervisor but he has supervision.

If you have trouble sleeping, consider going for restitution?

If a florist has an opening ceremony, do people send flowers to congratulate them?

If I ever start a Professional Pediatric Sleep Study Clinic I'll call it Kid-Nappers.

The head of Martin Guitar's production department should be called Martin Luthier King.