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A few poems from Misery Tourism. miserytourism.com/5-poems-5/

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"Fat grey clouds gather above. I’ve been drunk most days for about four months. I was drunk when I got the call to say that Dave had died; well over three weeks ago." - Matt Barton-Writer miserytourism.com/yagans-head/

">hands folded across my chest >straight up eroding with boredom" - TempleOS Grandin 🇵🇸 🇮🇱 🇨🇽 miserytourism.com/who-monster-he…

"Viagra is at peak potency from one hour to one hour and fifteen minutes after ingestion. It’s Saturday, the day we usually fuck." miserytourism.com/the-first-vaca…

"...because she’s keeping it whatever it is the child too will leave her guts and grace and him if he can get himself up to fuck enough for her to blame him and not the sky that night..." - K Hank Jost miserytourism.com/sentencing/

I regret to say I am back on my bullshit Misery Tourism

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As if there wasn't already enough misery in the world, I thought I'd add to it by sharing this really miserable story I wrote a while back for Misery Tourism. There's no need to thank me, making people miserable is just what I do. #WritingCommunity miserytourism.com/release-date-i…

I wrote out:broken in March 2020 and changed almost nothing. I will release a small-run illustrated zine version eventually. But I decided Misery Tourism should have it first. (Didn't realize it was up, or would have shared sooner!)

"I approach cleaning in the same way I tackle cooking. What’s the difference between a tbsp and a tsp? Not much, if you ask me." - Cerys Harrison miserytourism.com/the-joy-of-coo…

My (unfortunately not nonfiction essay) has been reprinted here: miserytourism.com/the-joy-of-coo…

"1. Bake in Southern heat for two or three decades, mum and mummifying." - TempleOS Grandin 🇵🇸 🇮🇱 🇨🇽 miserytourism.com/wightsburg-ark…

A Perfect Virgin Saint - I had some thoughts about history and especially women in medieval history and especially especially Joan Of Arc. This was the seed for someone else's fiction in Misery Tourism and their First Age project /3 miserytourism.com/a-perfect-virg…

Boys Night, my story of having the boys over for drinks cards and to see the game while apocalypses occur outside and unexpected guests arrive was in Misery Tourism /8 miserytourism.com/boys-night/

For Sale, Creators Throne, Never Used was also in Misery Tourism this was my goblin legend response to someone else's piece in the First Age project /9 miserytourism.com/for-sale-creat…

Juggalo Socrates drinkin the hemlock faygo i have a lot of work published mostly in Misery Tourism, Apcon, and Expat. few short stories, autofiction, essays, etc. this is probably what i'm most proud of from this year: x.com/miserytourism/…

www.surfaces.cx Zooscape Expat Press Flash Point SF Ligeia Magazine "My Brother, His Mummy, and Me" in Misery Tourism someone called this midwest gothic once miserytourism.com/my-brother-his…

www.surfaces.cx Zooscape Expat Press Flash Point SF Ligeia Magazine Misery Tourism APOCALYPSE CONFIDENTIAL "Sitting on the Couch Watching Internet" in Misery Tourism my wife made frankly damning accusations that i was "horny about the eels" after reading this miserytourism.com/sitting-on-the…