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The Misfit Patriot

@misfitpatriot_

šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø Proud Patriot šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø MAGA. #banchamp #uncancellable. The far left/right are two sides of the same coin. Link to podcastšŸ‘‡šŸ¼Latest episode will be pinned.

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If I see one more news anchor call the LA riots a ā€œprotestā€ I’m gonna lose my shit. Protests are peaceful and lawful, full stop. ANYTHING other than an organized peaceful assembly with the proper permits is not a protest, so stop labeling these riots and illegal demonstrations

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Not to be ā€œthat guyā€ but Maine is further away from California than Florida is, but nobody wants to live there because it’s basically California with more inbreeding. I’m not sure if Puerto Rico counts as ā€œAmericaā€ but that’s even further, and that’s a trash Island of bad

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Can someone please ā€œtakenā€Greta Thunberg? And I’m not event talking about the daughter, I mean her friend or any girl from that hostle. Liam Neeson has better shit to do than save ugly women.

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You know if you’d like to see what I look like without a beard you can just go to my Facebook page…. I am insanely fuckable with or without the face pubes. The only reason I don’t shave is because your mom likes it when my stubble rubs across her clit. Fahg!!!

You know if you’d like to see what I look like without a beard you can just go to my Facebook page…. I am insanely fuckable with or without the face pubes. 

The only reason I don’t shave is because your mom likes it when my stubble rubs across her clit. 

Fahg!!!
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I have a female pilot and the weather is bad. This will be my last will and testament: My friend Alton gets the dog. Everything else shall be burned/destroyed/buried because fuck you. You didn’t earn shit, I want my money to and guns to be buried with me. All of it!