🔥The 9th Round of Easy Loan, Earn $40 Reward is in progress❗️ ⏰ Promotion Period: January 15th - Feburary 15th, 2025 👉 Register now and check more details at gate.io/campaigns/358

102 Dalmatians #MakeAnyMovieBigger

Thirty Dancing #MakeAnyMovieBigger

My broom is in the shop.

Just once could I be pretty enough to tweet “find your purpose” and get a thousand likes?

Watching Pretty Woman and getting triggered at the scene where she asks “why are all the bad things so easy to believe”?

I identify as Gus Gus from Cinderella.

Sorry McDonald's but I can’t be the only one thinking that there was a huge missed opportunity with the new grand Big Mac name… the grand Mac… I mean, hello!

Even felt so bad for an old lady at the deli counter, when she asks you “how far along are you”? That you look down at your stomach and answer “Almost 7 months” (even though you’ve never been pregnant) Me neither.

Are we really canceling lawns now?! What will I yell at you millennials to get off of now???

You know you’re depressed when even the algorithms don’t get you.

Hopefully Susie finally watches an episode of #TheBachelor after this

There are only 2 reasons people get money out at ATMs anymore, for drugs or Facebook marketplace.

This seems like a bad time to realize that I’m not funny.

Boy, you must be an early bedtime because I used to avoid you but now you’re all that I think about.

We all went through that awkward Twitter phase.

Life is a self checkout, the light is always blinking and I have no idea how to fix it.

Forget working from home, I home from work.

No wonder this platform is called x now because I just keep coming back.

Best episode in the franchise ever. I am still shook. #RHOSLC

Wrestlers are just tall midgets. Unsee it if you can.