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the only flag i salute

The Washington Post, Washington DC, May 23, 1916

all young men should work at MACY'S for at least 6 years instead of sitting around making prank phone calls while prematurely ejaculating

slow day at the day job so i turned the national rifle association logo into a national restaurant association logo

Pictures of gnomes will not prepare you for how their hats twitch, like living sensory instruments. Sometimes shake with the vigor of a wet dog

XENOサイクロイド減速機

All ejaculation is premature. Patience, friends. The great orgasm is upon us

Grandpa builds a slide in his home for Grandma and she couldn't be happier

Ned... have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.

art will give you back parts of yourself you forgot were missing

Marge Simpson voice

"NASA is fucked." Quote from a senior space official. Kind of hard to disagree.

under communism you'll be allowed to grab another beer from the fridge and no one will be weird about it or ask how many that is now. You'll just be allowed to go get another delicious beer from the fridge

The Baltimore Sun, Maryland, June 8, 1927

✨he journeyed onwards, straight ahead... and finally came to a little hut; it stood in the open field, turning on chicken legs✨ (Baba Yaga pin from our Dark Fables box🌲) riddlesteashoppe.com/collections/ne…

24 Jun 2025