I am watching eat street right now and all I want to do is pig out on some of that shit. Man, looks delicious and fattening!!!

How is it that I feel way worst after my workout tonight....blah!

Going to now do laundry while watching the first season of Dexter!!!! I am loving it so far

So my daughter has been puking for 3 days now. So sad to see. She did get dad all in his face last night though lol! Funniest shit ever

Who the fuck goes into a daycare and shoots. Why us it near my house. Asshole

Just realized that I have barely left the house since I became a mom. I have no life lol... Desperately need my wrestling dose.

I am way too lazy today..hubby and baby girl playing outside, my face is in AC right now! Screw this heat and its sweaty balls.

How can anyone buy a house now a days. It's impossible as a first time owner. Considering giving up cable to save for mortgage?!?

Can't believe what hubby doing to my 3 yrs old behind my back. She asked me to listen to John Cena's song yesterday thanks Michael Von Payton

The awkward moment when you catch a co-worker masturbating at work in his office. Jesus Christ dude. Wait at home

Why the hell am I up at 4:00 working. Oh I know, cause I am a retard lol

Who the hell can drink 4 glasses of water in 15 minutes for an ultrasound and not piss their pants. Honestly this sucks.

Damn it!!! Summerslam suckered me back in!!! I am now watching Raw and fucking craving wrestling. Oh oh...

What I wouldn't give just for one bump, one clothesline and one DDT lol.... Will snow bank do lmao

Where does time go.... Planning my baby girl's 5 Bday party already. Goodness #breaksmyheart

How can it be freezing outside and yet I am sitting here sweating my balls off....#igotissues lol

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Honest to god!!!!!! What telemarketing bastards call 5 times between 1:30 am and 4:15 am. #sickbastards

Found my daughter wearing this this morning!!!! #lucha #kidsbecrazy lol

My baby girl is asleep.....so why the hell am I still watching her movie. #parentissues