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No seat assignments or carry-ons—so just like normal economy! x.com/verge/status/7…

So Dick Cheney, Darth Vader and Satan walk into a bar… x.com/thr/status/799…

Throwback to election night 2008. #ThanksObama

Hacking is bad, mkay, except when it’s good—minus when you disagree, which we call fake news. Also, why is this guy still campaigning?

Ah, yes, the point and shit talk portion of the press conference.

Current mood: Sad!

PHOTO: An aerial view of the inaugurations of President Obama, above, in 2009, and President Trump, below. apne.ws/2jgMmqV

Not sure today if I’m an elite, a hobbit, a deplorable or the opposition party. x.com/nytimes/status…

R.I.P. avocados and the superior version of Coca Cola.

Just waiting for a congressman to, without a hint of irony, suggest naming it the Ronald Reagan Memorial Border Wall.

I just signed a yuge executive order. It’s going to rebuild everything. Bigly. But I can’t publish the contents of it. - this entire week

I’m all about this Moholy-Nagy exhibition. x.com/timeoutla/stat…

A National Endowment for the Arts-supported exhibition about an immigrant's vision of design utopia feels particularly important right now.

So are the 10,000 new ICE hires part of the federal hiring freeze? x.com/nytimes/status…

All I can think of during the latest 99 Percent Invisible 99percentinvisible.org/episode/atom-g…

Unflattering video of me eating these donuts coming soon. x.com/timeoutla/stat…

brb, quitting the internet x.com/aclu/status/84…

Absolutely the same thing.

When #LA traffic is so bad that this somehow made sense.

This Infinity Mirrors queue…