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I know I signed up for this, but I did NOT sign up for this

I can’t be the only who thought the word “relinquish” meant restore

I need to start charging for my life advice. Before y’all ask me for guidance please have the W9 printed.

I bet UCF has WiFi at their library.

“Who got you smiling at your phone like that 👀” My Tetris score:

Can I sign a petition to end all petitions on campus?

When you fell from heaven, did insurance cover the whole thing?

In the US people donate kidneys FOR NOTHING IN RETURN?!?!??? Hospitals charge $400 for saline salt water AND WON’T PAY FOR MY KIDNEY?!?

No body needs to hear this, but I don’t take FSU students seriously.

Justice for thanksgiving season

I’ve been seeing a lot of “photo dumps” with two pictures. Just say you don’t have a caption in mind.

Senioritis exists in undergrad too? Why am I failing?! I’m taking one class!!!!

Why isn’t there a lip biting emoji???????????????????

I know I talk about free healthcare all the time, but I just got $300 my laptop for Black Friday. Today, I’m a capitalist.

2021 was my worst year yet. I have no idea when y’all partied, but I clearly didn’t get an invitation.

I just discovered buttered pasta. What’s wrong with y’all?

Now that I found out Dua Lipa is British, I definitely can’t tell the difference between her and Charlie XCX

In theory, a fruit tabouleh kinda slaps.

The Associated Press Who are they associated with?? 🤨

Only REAL water drinkers know how good dasani tastes