Last night I saw Barbie and then first thing this morning I saw a female construction worker. Kismet.

#NY #Brooklyn TUES 8/22 7:30p Sydnee Washington Josh Gondelman Shane Dave Mizzoni Sara Hennessey Julie Poptart & Ben Katzner!! Please support Molly Ruben-Long & Union Hall as they support me remotely producing comedy 💖 Support = get tix eventbrite.com/e/naked-comedy…

We need writer's rooms because they: 1) train the next generation of creators 2) provide complexity and diversity to storytelling 3) place a check on the show runner's weaknesses 4) WRITE FUNNIER JOKES THAN ANY ONE HUMAN CAN

Here’s another enemeypixels photo I loved taken at Molly Ruben-Long’s show last week!

what the mayor was doing last night instead of briefing the city on the impending storm:

“I’m off to sell my wares at the market!” - me going to Crossroads where, if I’m lucky, I will trade them old Levi’s for $7.

The results of Love Island USA give me hope for the presidential election.

Imagine this: a fat person on Love Island

Thinking of her #momtok

I had breast cancer which means I am a Samantha after all!

Went to an incredibly diverse and loving wedding this weekend and it felt like Cabaret before the Nazis came.

Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar won re-election by comfortable margins and the rest of the party are fighting for their lives in these states. Let’s not pretend we don’t know how that happened.🤷🏻

Please stop acting surprised. A right-wing populist being elected when the people of a country are barely living paycheck to paycheck is, historically speaking, the most predictable thing that could have happened.

don't donate to anymore politicians. or the women's march. donate to local mask blocs. donate to local mutual aid orgs. donate to abortion funds. the dems raised $1 billion for this campaign & it's all gone now. put your $ where it's truly needed.

Kill one person and you’re a murderer, kill 100,000 and you’re “increasing shareholder value”

the way we're socialized to see violence only as interpersonal—not see state violence (policies that create poverty/kill), structural violence, institutional violence—is very deliberate. same w/ panics about ~shoplifting~ vs how much corporations steal from every single one of us

What Amaya Papaya Has Taught Me About Strength in Vulnerability In this essay I will…