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moonbase: dracula

@moonbasedracula

chronicling the cultural remnants of the last remaining paraterrestrial experimentation facility.

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"Attention, Level 042 Consciousness Reconnaissance: The subject retrieval exercises have not reached the intended results. The participants are still present physically but keep insisting, 'We are one. We embody the void.' Doesn’t sound all that ideal to be honest."

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“Attention, Level 006 Janitorial Staff: The refuse in waste collector E has developed both limbs and opinions. Neither are conducive to containment.”

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“Attention, Level 041 Reclamation Teams: The buried cathedral is emerging. You’ll have 32 minutes to retrieve artifacts before the chasm swallows it again. Leave time to safely avoid the submergence window.”

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“Attention, Level 019 K-5 Students: Today’s lesson on non-Euclidean geometry will include an optional field trip into madness.”

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“Attention, Level 066 Seismic Division: The tremors in the western range coincide with an ancient pattern of ritual drumbeats. We have no record of such cultures, or sentient life for that matter, existing in this quadrant.”

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“Attention, Level 029 Linguistics Department: The ceremonial chanting beyond the field is in no known dialect. All attempts to contact and silence them have only exponentially amplified their volume and speed.”

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“Attention, Level 057 Morticians: With the abundance of surface level ledge, the options of where to bury our dead seem troublingly limited. Please provide solutions to these grave concerns immediately.”

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“Attention, Level 077 Self Actualization Lab: The ego dissolution serum was intended to induce enlightenment, not reduce identities. If you find your features missing or obstructed, report to Level 095 Medical immediately.”

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“Attention, Level 003 Legal: The werewolves have fully unionized and filed a series of complaints. As a result, the full moon is now considered a protected workplace necessity.”

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“Attention, Level 041 Research Wing: The intelligence responded. Its message was a single, unending, and ominous tone. Everyone who heard it is smiling now. They’re just standing there still and smiling.”

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“Attention, Level 008 Reality Weavers: The fabric of existence has unraveled slightly. Please resist the urge to pull at the threads.”

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“Attention, Level 044 REMnauts: The unified dream amalgamator has been locked. If you wake up, report immediately. If you don’t
 well
.”

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“Attention, Level 045 Regeneration Lab: Subject 9E regrew its limbs. Its limbs also regrew subject 9E. They speak as one and have begun to methodically remove digits from the other to expand their colony.”

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“Attention, Level 091 Ritual Architects: The summoning glyph is rotating counterclockwise. Whatever’s coming doesn’t want to leave.”

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“Attention, Level 087 Bio-compilers: We’ve underestimated the time to lab grow protein. Unfortunately we’ve also ignored the potential of sentience and aggression. Food fights are fine if the food fights first.”

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“Attention, Level 010 Contact Division: The entity responds best to quantum entanglementions. It’s asking to meet. It doesn’t matter where or when, it’s already there.”

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“Attention, Level 082 Chromosome Diviners: The botanic-mammalian hybrids have begun hunting smaller experiments. Staff under 5’2” are advised to stay clear of the cages.”

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“Attention, Level 029 Linguists: The newly translated scripture describes a ‘feast of minds.’ HR says it’s a metaphor. Probably.”

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“Attention, Level 039 Fiduciary Legion: Some of you have experienced personality regeneration. It’s a side effect of your body’s attempt to rewrite itself at the quantum level. Embrace the new you.”