Queen of East Belfast? More like queen of putting wet clothes in the dryer and forgetting to turn it on, am I right??

My family and I don’t always get one another, but when I say “Hey can you go back, there’s a sausage drive-thru sign I need a photo of,” they’ll pull an immediate U-ey, no questions asked.

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Opened my mouth and said "ah" when my allergist went to stick the otoscope in my nose. Unfortunately, I really committed to it and he had to tell me to close my mouth. I will be embarrassed about this until the day I die.

Join us, MetroLibraryOK, Kirkpatrick Foundation and ARTDESK for the grand opening of the Oklahoma Contemporary Arts Reference Library: 2-4 p.m. Oct. 18, 300 Park Ave. (downtown branch).

Decorated for fall for the first time in my life to see if it ✨sparks joy✨ and … could just be chili-induced heartburn, but I think I feel the cockles of my heart warming as we speak.

Thinking of my Norn Iron friends in their time of need. ❤️ google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.…

A lot of tired moms were excited to see me last night.

Here are 100 Notable Books of 2021, selected by the editors of The New York Times Book Review. nyti.ms/3l8XkRb

My neighbors put up Christmas lights outside my window and it’s really joyful and not at all sinister. 👹👹👹

Virtual team challenge to make Mary Berry’s Victoria sandwich today. #NailedIt 🏆

Me: “I told you my coworkers and I did an escape room, right?” Dad: “Yeah I got your text. So that’s where you go when there’s someone in your building?” Me: ? Dad: “Like an active shooter.” Me: “THAT’S what you think I did? Why did you text me back ‘Nice very cool 😎’?!”

“I got you an Alexa so you have someone to talk to other than your cat!” Sick Christmas burn, MOM.

That trend where you turn all your books around to hide the spines and you just see this boring expanse of beige pages … That trend makes me feel dead inside.

This month we were honored to have Equity Brewing Co brew a beer for us. Please support them while supporting us. We are also joining forces to have an event in their space on 2/12 to celebrate their brew and educate the public on period equity. More to come! Stay tuned.

What the hell did I search for that made Wayfair think I wanna be zipped up inside something right now?

Imagine having the reputation of knowing literally every word and yet-