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Taunting Skinner after two empty netters is a little fucking egregious, my dudes.

Too many men.

How can we make this about the Leafs …

Beneath the blood red sky, as the nuclear ash piles on the scorched ground like snow drifts, as the weak tortured screams echo off bodies piled in our periphery remember here at the end of all things no one cares how many sweet 1/4 lb briskets you chug in 1 sitting Enjoy Arbys

Malls were better with Malt Stops.

Atheists in CANADA are deliberately spraying GAY CHEMTRAILS on the roads to make them GAY!!!! #JustSayNoToEnforcedGayPublicCarriagewaysInCanada

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Exclusive photo of UCP's summer retreat

Great decision for the UCP to restrict and repress certain books in schools. Let kids learn these things at home. From mommy and daddy's search histories.

To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems!

Just a thread of bad stuff happening to Milhouse. Enjoy:

Now sure would be a good time to see some of those Trump outtakes from The Apprentice.

Maybe Colbert should have tousled his fucking hair.

So. How will our premier embarrass us today?

Yes. But has anyone checked in on Bubba the Love Sponge’s wife?

South Park Sucks

Savage. Oh, yeah.

Yankeesitis is contagious. #BlueJays