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Christopher J. Burke

@mrburkemath

Burke’s Lore Briefs; "A Bucket Full of Moonlight", eSpec Books; NYC HS math teacher who makes geeky math comics; Cowrote GURPS Autoduel 2nd edition

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If I Google your phone number and there aren't any results, I'll congratulate myself on my decision to block you even before I Googled you Stop calling

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Getting older is seeing a cute 20 yo walking down the street with her really hot Mom ... and then realizing Mom is a bit too young for you, too*. (*assuming both of you were available and of a like-minded nature at the time...)

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I finally watched. The season premiere of Resident Alien The last recap they show is two kids The kids show up 10 minutes into the show.. it’s supposed to be a month later but both kids had growth spurts and look years older.

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In NYC, it was ME7-1212 (or NERVOUS would also work) The weather was (I believe) WE6-1212 I’m not certain about the 6. Might’ve been 3.

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FYI: Apparently it’s now a thing to add “air-conditioning” to your relationship profile to help find a summer romance. That is, if you don’t mind being with an obvious cold digger.

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What did I do? I log in today and I got 4 of those purple 4-pointed stars for “popular” posts which are all political in nature and two new follows by accounts that seem politically heavy I was almost happy to see a new fake Reba McEntire following me

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To all the writers writing 500 to 700 page (or more!) novels: Ask yourself, is this really a 500-page story? And then ask someone else, because you’re biased. If they don’t get through it, you have your answer.