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Climbed Snowdon last week. Four days from bottom to top. God knows how long it would have taken without my lucky wardrobe

With the vegetable dyes available in ancient Egypt could that coat REALLY have been all that technicolour?

The only time you need be wary of a fox is if it offers you a piggy back across the river, and you’re wearing one of your gingerbread boiler suits

The Mess is on again! Tomorrow! the 20th! George Egg Dan Evans Michael Fabbri John Hicks and a very short film! connect.jokepit.com/organisers/495…

I forgot to tweet the poster a minute ago! Can you ever forgive me? Yes. Come down tomorrow to the @rosehilltavern and do it there.

Hey greater Brighton people. Andrew Bird is doing his one man show at Komedia on Sunday. Well worth a visit. Here come some tech illiterate bits Andrew Bird Komedia Brighton #conedyoninbrightonthiscomingsundayevening

I am so non-tech literate I once collapsed from exhaustion while trying to use up the rest of the roll on a digital camera.

Just bought a pair of those flight socks. They don't work - it's lucky I only jumped off a chair.

this furious tweeting is because my Brighton Fringe Show 20% is on. Details NOW! tinyurl.com/y2vxeclp warrentheatre #Brightonfringe #Brighton #Comedy

Oh, and there was this review. tinyurl.com/y44ebjky warrentheatre #BrightonFringe

look who's coming to see my Brighton Fringe show ''20%' this Thursday at 9pm! Soooo excited! Apparently he'll be around afterwards for strokes and nuzzles!! ('a skilled craftsman plying his trade to great effect' - Fringe Review .co.uk) otherplaceticketing.co.uk/4454/dan-evans…

not sure of the etiquette of retweeting others retweets but here we go! for my last two Fringe outings of 'DAN EVANS : 20%' this thurs and fri at 9pm warrentheatre Otherplace Brighton Brighton Fringe #brightonwhatson #brightonfringe

Don't know if it's done retweeting tweets about my show but still tickets to shift so I'm going to risk offending all you irrelevant self-absorbed losers. As you were. Dx warrentheatre Brighton Fringe #brightoncomedy #brightonwhatson

Seen this. It’s very good. Tonight and Saturday. Get down there!

I believe this guy works for the FT. My show is stuffed with investment opportunities. Nuff said

last chance to catch Michael Fabbri's show at Brighton Fringe is tonight! Great show, pass it on! otherplaceticketing.co.uk/4448/michael-f…

‘Stop the Count!’ That sounds less like Pennsylvania, more like Trasalvania.

For me Christmas only really starts when you put up your Dumpty. Happy etc all of you x

What's happening?

I only tweet every couple of years so I suspect this is important!