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OK i'm unblocking Elon Musk just for one day to watch the nuclear fallout with Trump 🍿

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so just to catch up: Elon says Trump is a paedo who should be impeached but he didn't have a problem with that when he bought the election for him Trump says Elon is "mediocre" and a drug addict who definitely did a Nazi salute and should go back to Africa GIVE ME MORE 🍿

just a quick reminder that Elon Musk calling out Donald Trump is brilliant and Donald Trump calling out Elon Musk is brilliant but both are still absolutely massive cunts

just want to post this to annoy all the wrong people 😙 Arise Sir Sadiq!

in these hard times it’s nice to have the occasional good news story 🥰

even Tory Deputy PM Chris Philp's shirt collars are in open revolt against him #PMQs

amazing apology from the Torygraph about their made up story 🫠 I thought it was an amusing tale so that’s a shame

I’m not sure how your evening is going but I’ve spent the last hour telling ChatGPT what a twat it is

As it's Summer Solstice I thought I'd be creative at Breakfast!

Thanks to Wet Leg … for this Their new single … Davina McCall 🥳 not about me , but a beautiful love song 😍 😊

if you know who the person is who the Tories have put up for #PMQs this week well done because no one else does

no matter what you're going through, just be thankful you're not on this train

if you love The Cure… my indietastic band trainboy are doing a gig with The Incureables, the UK’s *best* tribute to Robert Smith & co - 14th November in London. Come see us! wegottickets.com/event/667671/

perfect comedy timing from the Speaker at #PMQs calling Nigel Farage after Starmer promises to go after “the fraudsters, the grifters, the con artists no matter who they are” 😄

I once watched an episode of Countdown with the genius that is Edwyn Collins

Cole Palmer wishing Donald Trump would get the fuck off the winners podium is glorious 😄 #ClubWorldCup