Eric K. (@mrhockeyusa11) 's Twitter Profile
Eric K.

@mrhockeyusa11

I know it all . Here for the laughs. life’s too short to be miserable. 🚫crypto

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calendar_today23-10-2013 21:17:32

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💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ (@bigbearf1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just had a policeman knock on my door saying he was looking for a man with one eye... I told him to use both as he'd probably find him a lot quicker.

🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 (@soaringeagle45) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My neighbor called me last night and said, “I just saw your wife pulling into a motel” Can’t be mine, she’s right here, but yours borrowed my wife’s car yesterday to run some errands

🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 (@soaringeagle45) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I may have a little more gray in my hair, shorter than I used to be, and need glasses to read anything smaller than a STOP sign, but the good news is… Darn it, forgot what I was gonna say