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FRIDAY at the ace & beautifully AIR-CONDITIONED! Camden Comedy Club 8pm The Rat Pack inc star of the Mash Report (BBC) Steve N Allen plus Alex Bertulis-Fernandes Nathan Cassidy and Jacob Nussey (also catch his hour preview at 615) TICKETS £11+fee⬇️ dice.fm/event/7da7ov-t… #theratpackcomedy

I remember when an Amber Warning was hearing there's a chance she might shit in the bed.

I'm ready to broadcast from the shed studio into Ian Collins's Talk show. #SummerVibes

#ICYMI - Did the BBC mess up with their #Glastonbury coverage? I think we got to the bottom of this on Talk.

Here are the front pages I'll be reviewing on GB News after 11. I'll be solving the welfare reform problem. Or at least doing better at it than the Government managed. 🗞️

Now 'this' is public service broadcasting. We got into what you should do in case of a dog attack.

I'm starting to think my obsession with buying in bulk is getting out of hand.

The The Telegraph reports that in some areas 80% of births involved one foreign-born parent. Well, I just had to take this angle, didn't I?

#Trump's new Alligator Alcatraz plan has one major flaw.

I just got back from a lovely, well lit evening run. And it's half 9! I don't know why everyone shit-talks the summer so much. I quite like it.

As part of my new series "Things I uploaded to X studio but never remembered to post", I bring you... this.

Giving blood again and this is my favourite question on the form. If you were told you shouldn't give blood but turned up to give blood only to be stopped by this question you may be an idiot and they should be allowed to take your organs m

Column: No getting around the problem that chocolate tastes better than a salad 🗞️ hucknalldispatch.co.uk/news/opinion/c…

In the SUMMER?!

To be fair, I'm also about to go on stage and I also haven't done much since the 90s.

Last one of the week. But next week there'll be more. Cometh the week, cometh and podcast. open.spotify.com/episode/6PVl2R…

If you're upset that #Oasis played their song that has a Gary Glitter line in it, I don't wanna be in your gang.

I think I have a knack for summing up news stories in the quickest way possible.