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Some Twitter users don’t even tweet, they just retweet, laugh and have fun.

i started exploring perfumes and realized that smelling good is in fact a super power

YOU WILL END SEPTEMBER WITH A BIG WIN.

I just imagined an FG with: Obi as Presido Datti as vice NOI back at Finance Sowore leading EFCC Utomi as Chief of Staff Muoghalu & Oteh at CBN Adeshina Back at Agric Agbakoba or Falana as AG Frank Mba as IG Zulum in humanitarian Ambode in works Rufai Oseni & Chidoka in Comms.

Be kinder to your mum. She’s just a girl too.

Kee Dem Yong

The person that recommended this perfume on the timeline should just come outside and let’s fight man to man. My airfreshner smells better. Waste of money.

After voting Tinubu you want to use hallelujah challenge to leave the country.

If my adulthood never soft die, I’m not going into any parenthood with anybody.

my receipt in 2017. the milk alone today is more expensive than everything i got then. okay o.

You're 10 years late. We watched it when we didn't have bukata. You dey carry old age watch am for this Tinubu era wey nothing dey funny??

Now imagine the husband left her to attend to a friend that was shot💀

The Govt has Banned Nylon Bags. We will No Longer be Issuing Nylon Bags in our Stores.. but if you pay an Extra N150 We can give you Nylon Bags - SPAR 🙄 Basically, Nigerians just got slammed with a new N150 Nylon Bag Tax.. 🤣🤣

I doubt if Tony Elumelu or anybody in his family uses this UBA mobile app. Cause idk if they know how terrible this bank app is.

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gonna start running tomorrow but I’m confused how it works… am I just supposed to literally take off running? that’s so embarrassing 😭

Omo, if you're currently setting up an apartment, I'm so sorry about that 🙏😭

God please, how do I stay on the smart side of X, and not have to see these low-quality convos everyday? 👏😔