The EU is today launching a review of aid to Palestine, to be led by renowned thinker Erwin Schrödinger

Patiently waiting for the EU's Hungarian commissioner to update us on the health of Amartya Sen

Wonder if he’ll get more than a 💩 emoji in response

LOL TikTok isn’t gonna read all that, plz reformat as a 10 second dance

I’m not saying the European Commission’s gone woke but they’re proposing a Safe Space Regulation

BREAKING: European Parliament fixes Israel-Palestine with INI report #fantasyheadlines

tfw the child of divorced parents gets two Christmases

BREAKING: Joe Biden, Ursula von der Leyen agree to tariffs on Charles Michel #fantasyheadlines

tfw your comms guy lost an argument with the policy guy

If it’s not called the He Who Smelt It Dealt It Regulation then what are we even doing here

Massive news this week as the PM of Europe’s most powerful financial centre controversially returns as foreign minister

THE BAD NEWS: with one year of the mandate left, all the good commissioners are leaving THE GOOD NEWS: there’s still plenty of them

Given, you know, everything, I am now on B****S*** with the same username, unless I spelled it wrong

*taps microphone* Good morning all. New management here. Just want to say thanks for the support yesterday. It once again proves that if you want to get loads of new followers, announce you're leaving Twitter Oh, in case you're wondering... 1/3

Von der Leyen’s shadowy meetings with horse lobbyists a “political nightmare” #FantasyHeadlines

“No, Your Honour, that’s not Very Large” I think I’ve seen this one before

Spare a thought for the EU official doing an in-depth review probe of Twitter, who’ll emerge in 7 weeks ranting about vaccines and menswear

Does anyone know what the EDF in "British energy company EDF" stands for?

Don’t know if they’ll really be the number 2 group but they certainly smell like one politico.eu/article/marine…

“Wow, I didn’t think a lightweight would last so far,” she said