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George Santos didn’t even recognize his own name when the clerk called it just now, in case you were wondering how the Republican Party is going.

Just remembering when Kevin McCarthy told Senate Republicans last month he was capable of funding the government in January so they should hold off on the omnibus

Seventh time is gonna be a charm, Kevin! I can feel it! 🤡🤡🤡

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Kevin McCarthy: 0 Hunter’s Laptop: 6

So the first legislative accomplishment of the GOP-majority 118th congress was a vote to go home. And they cheered about it. A won vote “win” to stop working. Painfully on brand.

8th time’s a charm! @GOPLeader 🍿🍿🤣🤡🤡🤡

9th times a triple dog charm, Kevin!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡 @GOPLeader 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yup

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You know, if @GOPLeader had forced Gaetz to step down after the sex scandals or had the guts to expel Boebert when she put lives of her colleagues in danger on January 6th, he'd be Speaker by now. The problem with sacrificing principles for power: you end up with neither.

It's a perfect indictment of the Republican party that its future is in the hands of a malignant narcissist insurrectionist sex trafficker.

Love her.

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Could anything be more perfectly aligned than the 118th Congress finally selecting a speaker on the day a 6-year-old shoots his teacher? Oh right, it was also the 2-year anniversary of Jan. 6.

God, Twitter is depressing.

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Here’s the top of my Twitter feed. Kevin McCarthy, Matt Gaetz (🤮), Bobert, and Blackburn. I follow none of them. Great work, Musk.

pro tip: if your 'solution' to the Nashville school shooting has anything to do with more guns, more cops, fewer doors, armed teachers, thoughts, prayers, or how you would have solved it with your own weapon, kindly sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up, you're a useless dipshit