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it’s okay, my victorian ancestors are impressed what i can do with my mouth (i asked them via ouija board)

Weird conservative accounts are gonna be like “utterly shameful they didn’t cast Henry Cavill this should have been directed by Snyder this is WOKE”

Your fear of ageing is not my problem. Ageing is a luxury some are not afforded. I lost a friend at 19 Couldn’t have been prevented. Every laughter line or grey hair I get is one she couldn’t so I’ll laugh and go grey for the both of us✌️and if I bald, so be it I’ll still slay

when the delivery driver says “enjoy your meal” and you say “thanks, you too” and you short circuit and wither away in embarrassment

Commuting

therapist: can we talk about why you feel like a [reading off notes] “stupid fat fucking loser” me: i don’t remember saying that about me therapist: [scribbling furiously] hmm well one of us did

#Farage, man of the sheeple and all round frog face of #Reform is campaigning for parliament to reopen early to let a convicted criminal, rapist and paedophile to be able to address our parliament. This is the guy you want to vote in??? #CULT

sick of being piled on by miserable fuckin terfs

I’d guess that since you capitalised it and I didn’t, you already know the answer

Not content with going full homophobe/transphobe, the paid off lawyer has decided to publicise their consumption of racist and antisemitic literature. This is a subtle reference to how bigotry never exists in a vacuum.

If you receive a message from someone saying “hey I reported you on X by mistake and got a load of my friends to report you too can you help” or something to that effect IT IS A SCAM. DO NOT CONTACT THE PEOPLE THEY TELL YOU TO The message WILL come from a mutual who got scammed

nobody should ever do their job ever because getting paid for something means there is a conflict of interest

“Go back to your own sex” What

I really don't know how much more obvious it can get than republicans voting against releasing the Epstein files lmao

Homophobia and transphobia are social contagions

I just have to say it makes me really uncomfortable when people stare when I’m using the urinal. It is a little flattering maybe but at the same time it makes it really awkward when you notice them staring when you’re trying to take a shit