Everyone says “wow Craig you're so pale” No one says “wow Craig you did an excellent job putting sunblock on this summer”

Water was the Pete Best of Earth Wind and Fire

Every time I clip my fingernails it’s a reminder I’m not doing enough clawing

I can never stuff popcorn into my face fast enough

GRAB YOUR WOODER ICE AND HOAGIES CAUSE WE’RE MAKING A TV SHOW ABOUT SOUTH JERSEY BABY

Here's what I got in my drafts: "Any fruit is a passion fruit if you love it enough."

every time i eat an orange, i breathe easier for the moment, knowing i've once again hit snooze on my scurvy clock

Got some big news from cartoon land

Today's the day! Universal Basic Guys premieres on FOX at 5pm PT! It's my first primetime credit and I'm proud of what our scrappy team at Bento Box whipped up. And now the theme song gets to be stuck in everyone else's head like I have for the past 2 years. Give it a watch!

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Live now on the show: We have 2 of own! From the hit, Universal Basic guys, The Malamut brothers! Come on in: youtube.com/live/8OyDzrZiL…

Nailed it

The inaugural season of UBG is the same year the Eagles go to the Super Bowl. Coincidence??? I think so.

Update on the Red Wedding of GoZ episodes: they have been restored with all the comments and views! It seems the Lord of Light-Hearted Chemistry has shined upon us on this day.

Universal Basic Guys season 2 premiere starts soon! 8:30pm on Fox after the Simpsons!