Stop & stare at a tree every once in a while will ya

Don’t ask me if I’ve seen a movie cause I haven’t

Don’t know how I used to catch lizards they somehow evolved and became too fast

Can we normalize randomly hitting ppl up for favors?

Out of all the cooking utensils the grimiest is definitely the pan… dudes a gamer… I’d take him on my squad any day

They stuck on making a movie… I’m just tryna make moves

Nothing better than a good piece of watermelon… also nothing nothing worse than a bad piece of watermelon

So frigin excited for fan fest…. WHATTTTT …. Pinch me … 1st of many dis weekend 🤞🏼

Y’all make sure you get some sun on your foreheads today

Is there a more unsafe form of advertisement than billboards…. Literally encouraging ppl to take there eyes off the road and read…. *tweets while driving in the car *

Airports gotta be delaying flights on purpose just so you go to the convenience store n spend 3 work days pay on a bag of Swedish fish

This was unrealll!! S/o to everyone who came out, y’all are the real mvps day 2 tmmr!! Can’t wait ahhhgahwysydbbdjsg !! Gn … zzzz

Am I the only one that Is made severely uncomfortable by hearing other people chew their food …

Bearded, Komodo , flies… but why can’t any of them blow fire out of their mouths…

When I say I’m gonna get off my phone at 8 and I go 3 minutes over so now I have to stay on the phone till 8:30🙄 so annoying

Hey hope you had a good day :@

You never realize how bad a song is till you listen to it with someone else

Hot shower eye rubs hit different

Pregame *** 🤣

23 … Youngest opening day first base man for the Red Sox since 1967 Joined Ted Williams as the only Red Sox to record at least 25 HR and 75 walks in first 140 career games 3rd rookie to lead team in ops in franchise history (Lynn ‘75, Fisk ‘72) 24 …