when you fall asleep on the couch you fall asleep in real life

Everyone should make weird things nobody else cares about, it's good for you

In which Werner Herzog gives the an incredible answer when asked how many languages he speaks

Godzilla posters by Noriyoshi Ohrai

Driving through the sector at night you glimpse the arcology. #madewithunity #lowpoly #pixelart

I'm not gonna worry about AI stealing our jobs until it can tell the difference between a "yeah no" that means yes and a "yeah no" that means no, and a "no yeah" that means no and a "no yeah" that means yes.

my girlfriend: we’re out of food. we have to eat somebody on the island me: ok, but who? my girlfriend: i don’t care, who do you want? me: dennis? my girlfriend: i’m not really in the mood for dennis

in 2004 i didn't understand id be talking about memes for the rest of my life

hanging out with all my friends at the end of twitter

That could be the set of anything

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This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.