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Lexie Corbett

@mycineobscura

Cinephile ~ Cozy Curator ~ Winter Aficionado

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The weirdest thing about learning about parenting, and reading what other parents say, has been the realization that no one seems to remember what it was actually like to be a child.

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1 1/2 stars for Rosemary’s Baby because Mia Farrow’s character was too “vulnerable.” Please stop watching movies.

1 1/2 stars for Rosemary’s Baby because Mia Farrow’s character was too “vulnerable.” Please stop watching movies.
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Probably me because in my aspie brain I think “I didn’t create the hat I just wear it so I know it’s cute.” My vulcan logic will be my social death 🤦‍♀️

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Pregnancy dictates I must eat a gigantic plate of food every morning lest I feel like I’ve been run over by a garbage truck. Also, no grace period. Body will f*ck you up if you wait even an *hour* after waking to imbibe nutrients.

Pregnancy dictates I must eat a gigantic plate of food every morning lest I feel like I’ve been run over by a garbage truck. Also, no grace period. Body will f*ck you up if you wait even an *hour* after waking to imbibe nutrients.
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I drank three non-alcoholic Sapporo’s in the park and came extremely close to tricking myself into thinking I had a buzz. Shortly after, the real buzz came when I was nearly run over by a maniac in a recumbent wheel chair and her dog.

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I’m watching DROP and just realized that the entire plot of this film is predicated on the main character failing to turn off her Bluetooth.

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After several weeks of binge-watching Canadian journalism shows like The Fifth Estate and W5 I am finally beginning to understand…. I actually do have an accent.

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I ate a small bite of liver. At first it just tasted like beef with a strong odour. But it also left an aftertaste which morphed into some horrific skunky-beef flavour that has so far lasted hours and I now regret everything.