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The existence of Chicago Pope implies the existence of MLA Pope and APA Pope

The weirdest thing about learning about parenting, and reading what other parents say, has been the realization that no one seems to remember what it was actually like to be a child.

Spring! I am so into you. Can we be friends?

1 1/2 stars for Rosemary’s Baby because Mia Farrow’s character was too “vulnerable.” Please stop watching movies.

Probably me because in my aspie brain I think “I didn’t create the hat I just wear it so I know it’s cute.” My vulcan logic will be my social death 🤦‍♀️

Pregnancy dictates I must eat a gigantic plate of food every morning lest I feel like I’ve been run over by a garbage truck. Also, no grace period. Body will f*ck you up if you wait even an *hour* after waking to imbibe nutrients.

I have questions.

I drank three non-alcoholic Sapporo’s in the park and came extremely close to tricking myself into thinking I had a buzz. Shortly after, the real buzz came when I was nearly run over by a maniac in a recumbent wheel chair and her dog.

Canadian news is all Onion

I’m watching DROP and just realized that the entire plot of this film is predicated on the main character failing to turn off her Bluetooth.

okay wow. Stealing this.

my latest “old man” opinion: not being able to read cursive as an adult is weird.

Feeling good about my life choices while owning a brand new yellow lounge chair

After several weeks of binge-watching Canadian journalism shows like The Fifth Estate and W5 I am finally beginning to understand…. I actually do have an accent.

I ate a small bite of liver. At first it just tasted like beef with a strong odour. But it also left an aftertaste which morphed into some horrific skunky-beef flavour that has so far lasted hours and I now regret everything.

I find it very satisfying when my food looks like the picture.