i think about this function from BeOS/Haiku a lot: haiku-os.org/legacy-docs/be…

We’re quite deep within the Singularity right now, though it’s turned out be the Singularity of Stupid (SoS), which effectively prevents the original concept of the Singularity from happening.

Apple's Polishing Cloth has NOT been updated yet to work with iPhone 17 models

why though

illumos USB stack hurriedly stuffing a pile of broken SWD dongles under the rug: “they died of natural causes!”

CHAT IS THIS GOOD?

years of lead poisoning, baby

45Drives Make A Server That Doesn’t Look Like It Was Designed By A 12-Year-Old Challenge (difficulty level: impossible)

beautiful women named "terrain" wont stop harassing me in the cockpit

my “cup” of coffee

“i work at a computer company, so i can tell you a lot of information about computers. for example, one thing i know about computers is that it’s not good for computers to have maple syrup inside them.”

bill kristol saying trans rights is wild

🤔

ℹ️ Readers added context they thought people might want to know: transgender people are also capable of snowboarding

i volunteer to do reports after my shift. then i go to the holodeck and spin up a command training exercise, like with a hologram ensign, and order the hologram ensign to do the report. “i don’t care if it takes all night,” i say. i threaten his career, whatever. it’s great jerry

i don’t know who needs to hear this but don’t update to macOS Tahoe if you use 3 dongles to connect to your original iPod via FireWire. Tahoe removes FireWire support

shit is looking rough man

today i am Upset About PMBus

Art by Philippe ’Manchu’ Bouchet for the front cover of his book Space-o-matic (2017)

they’re not “psychologically alien”, they are trained on text written by humans! they say “when my wife and i took a trip here, we visited X and Y” because *there’s a lot of text on the internet that says that*!