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The year we just used everyone's passport photo

#NASCAR #Nashville

Not sure if emotionally prepared. Going in anyways.

For Nashville Superspeedway weekend a country song where the lyrics are comprised entirely of Clint Bowyer tweets

YOU: Which driver's win was your favorite at Nashville? ME:

Mark Martin could squeeze water out of granite

En route to Nash Vegas! We call it that now right?

The winner of the Cracker Barrel 400 at Nashville Superspeedway will not be declared official until 1.) The car passes inspection and 2.) The winning driver achieves "Purty Smart" or higher in the golf tee table game

HELL YEAH #Rajahntourage

Y'all I'm on my way down to Nashville Superspeedway and I literally found out Rajah Kirby Caruth won while I was in a Buc-ee's. I'm experiencing too many awesome things at once. TOO MANY.

Dude's asking "Did you get a brisket sandwich at Buc-ee's?" my dude I did my Christmas shopping for the next three years. And yes on the sandwich.

Dude's forearm looks like an interstate system

This hotel iron has one of those buttons you push and the cord rapidly recoils back into it. Wasn't paying attention and the end of the cord with the plug whipped me in the balls. It hurt but I'm heading to Nashville Superspeedway anyways. #Warrior

Needs a banjo

Prepped and ready to stand behind the Sports on Prime stage at the track ALL broadcast long tomorrow. I will achieve stardom. Anyone know where in Nashville I can get a quality furry costume?

It could happen this week. A really fast Carson Hocevar finally gets that elusive first Cup Series victory and takes home another coveted guitar then goes online and purchases an entire animatronic Chuck E. Cheese band to accompany him on his first album. It could happen.

Was trying to think of where I saw type as gargantuan as the OIKOS on Chris Buescher's car and then I was like oh yeah, Jake

WIFEY UPDATE: She just rode in the pace car. She has never been more back.

NO BOWTIE. HE IS UNGOVERNABLE.