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The book is out! If you're too much of a coward to buy it sight unseen, then you can read this story from it for free. And if you don't buy it after that? There's gonna be trouble. You're gonna get your ass beat.

Wow!! "Scary Stories to Make You Scared of Stories" is currently the #56,516 top selling book in the world on Amazon. Absolutely historic moment for a book that mentions piss this much. Help us get to #56,514!

I made a comic.

Absolutely huge moment to have the author of one of my favorite books (The Particulars of Peter) endorse Scary Stories to Make You Scared of Stories. Consider buying the book because I told you to, then finally pull the trigger on it because Kelly told you to.

I wrote about REAL punk rock for McSweeney's. Give it a read if you're scene enough. mcsweeneys.net/articles/you-k…

For an old-school punk like myself, I've always believed in gatekeeping, and I admire that Nate Fernald dared to come after these posers. mcsweeneys.net/articles/you-k…

This new book by Nate Fernald & Zachs That Go Hard is the funniest book I have ever read. Highly recommended! I even told my neighbor about it and they are a wolfman (but EVEN he’s got a good sense of humor MOST days!) Check it out!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! (gasps) Nate Fernald… AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Whoa! Really cool graphic!

When the graphic this good, ya just gotta repost.

I made a really good video but I'm keeping it to myself. It's really good though. If you want to see it you'll have to sign up for my mailing list (link in bio). I'm sorry, but that's the rules. That's just how things are going to be now.