Had a go at making my own Calabrese tonight PizzaExpress. It can’t go on like this. Please bring it back 😢🍕

Jhon Duran scoring the most memorable goal of the last 10 years is like Huw Edwards announcing the Queen had died. Tainted core memory.

Art 🎨

Jota Silva blinks like a wrongun

Is there a less inspiring football chant than City singing ‘Blue Moon’ and the words fizzling out by the 4th line?

Interested in the CPL of Arsenal’s ‘Visit Rwanda’ campaign

I must have clicked ‘show fewer posts from Elon Musk’ about 20 times in the last few months. Still he’s flooding my ‘For You’ feed 😩

One person whose opinion on the send off at Goodison Park I really don’t care about - Rio Ferdinand Football on TNT Sports

Well that’s Thomas Bramall off the Christmas card list

Have we not learned any lessons PGMO? #avfc

Last night was absolutely biblical Liam Gallagher

My superpower is being able to recite the satellite phone ringtone from Jurassic Park 3 on demand

i think this is what heaven sounds like

The international break is so back

Two months ago today 🥲 still not over it

I’m not saying England qualis against vastly inferior opposition are a waste of time but the lady in front of me spent most of the second half researching kettles #engand